WMD

Here is Seamus, man of the house, Lord of the manor, keeper of all things unacceptable to dogs. I call him my WMD: my own Weapon of Mass Destruction. But if you look at him, that gentle face, those loving eyes... You would never imagine that his paws are capable of much hooligans. Nothing is safe in my house unless it's above my shoulder, and food cooking on the stove must be guarded closely. Many a pan of American chop suey has become basenji food while left unattended cooking. But, at least I had less to clean up!

~ Mandy Hazen